Identifying a Zombie
The key to identifying a zombie is to first recognize the three telltale signs of Zombie-ism:
1) The person in question is either consuming brains, searching for brains, yelling out "braaaaaaiiiiins!" or any combination of the aforementioned signs
2) The person in question resembles a corpse in skin color, medical condition, maggot infestation, or smell (and is not Mick Jagger)
3) When asked, "Are you a zombie?" the person in question responds "Why yes, yes I am." (An answer of "braaaaaaaiiiiins!" is also accepted)
Zombie Appearance
More on appearance - zombies can have all of their limbs, some limbs, or none at all. Some might be mangled - some not. Almost always, they will have open wounds and spattered blood - some belonging to them, sonmetimes theur victims. They are not ver verbal, but they are wily - do not underestimate a zombie!
Other Telltale Zombie Characteristics
- Bloodied lips
- Rotten stench
- Torn clothing
- Bloodshot eyes
- A love of shopping malls